PETOL (People for the Ethical Treatment of Oompa Loompas) “is on a never-ending crusade to free the Oompa Loompas from the diabolical Wonka. We have several sources within the factory, and hope that a strike (or ideally a sudden, bloody worker revolution) will free the Oompa Loompas from his grasp. Join the ever-growing ranks of PETOL. Do the right thing. Do it for the Oompa Loompas.”
