“In January, Long John Silver’s offered to give America free Giant Shrimp if NASA found conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars. To celebrate the success of NASA’s Mars Rover project, the company is going to give America free Giant Shrimp on Monday, May 10th” (one piece per customer). This is cool news, but now I need to find a Long John Silver’s less than 100 miles away. On second thought, I don’t know if this much driving is worth five shrimp, but I’ve made road trips for less. Mmmm… giant shrimp.