I’m sorry, Ashton, but you’re no John Schneider. And for that matter, Britney Spears is no Catherine Bach and Anthony Anderson is definitely no Sorrell Brooke. OK, enough name dropping. Rumor has it that those actors (along with Paul Walker of The Fast And The Furious) are interested in a Dukes Of Hazzard movie remake. I so hope that this is untrue. Although I’m a big fan of The Dukes Of Hazzard, recent TV reunions were pretty horrible, and I can’t see anything good coming from a movie remake, especially with such a horrible cast.
Ashton Kutcher needs to be bitch-slapped anyway, if only for his recent delusion that he and his friends are the “New Rat Pack.” I hope that Bruce Willis eventually comes to his senses and takes care of business…
