Breaking News: Jon Benet Ramsey Dead under Mysterious Circumstances

I can’t believe people are still talking about this. Does anybody care? Did anybody care last year? How about the year before? There’s one. Yes, you in the fifth row: Can you tell us what year she died, because I can’t remember back that far. It was 1996? Great, thanks.

Honestly, can’t Larry King find some real news to report? He should get an interview with this guy. And huzzah to Reuters for updating their web site to look like part of the 21st century.

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