How about a little recognition for bowling champ Kelly Kulick?

Kelly Kulick found out early that men hate being whipped by women. The first time she beat a boy bowling, he punched a wall and broke a knuckle.

But even she didn’t expect the nation’s reaction after she became the first woman to win a men’s Professional Bowlers Association Tour title.

Zero. Nada. Zilch. She has to keep checking her phone to see if it died.

Hello? America? This is the equivalent of “Man Gives Birth!” It’s never happened in any ball sport in American history. Kulick, 32, should own Page 1. Somebody should throw her a parade. Or at least a state dinner. Instead, she’s gotten one free hair coloring. That’s the highlight.

This is pretty messed up! I’m no huge bowling fan, but this kind of unprecedented achievement should have gotten some coverage, at least…