Tennis star wannabe Anna Kournikova has announced the “U.S. rollout of her Multiway Sports Bra by Britain’s Shock Absorber. In ads, the Russian will model the product, with the tagline: ’Only the ball should bounce.’” Sounds like an intelligent, well-thought-out campaign. I hope this doesn’t affect her resurgent tennis career. Oh, wait; she doesn’t have one. :-p