Old Skilwaukee sounds just crazy enough to work:
As with most crazy ideas, the Simpsons thought of it first:
Homer: “I’m feelin’ low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?”
Apu: “Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it.”
Homer: “Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.”
OK, so this might be too nasty to contemplate, but you have to admire this guy’s perseverence…
