The Onion reports that “after more than 30 years spent hiding in the Los Angeles underground as wanted criminals, the members of the crack commando unit Alpha Team, commonly known as the A-Team, were cleared of all charges brought against them by the U.S. military.” Unfortunately, “joy over the announcement was tempered only by regret that their de-facto leader, Col. John "Hannibal” Smith, was not alive to see their names cleared,“ as he was "gunned down in front of a Las Vegas casino in 1994.” The picture at right shows W bestowing a long-overdue Medal Of Honor to Sgt. Bosco “B.A.” Baracus, who showed admirable self-restraint in not pummelling W mercilessly.
