Dead-Frog – A Comedy Blog reports that Rob Corddry Hates You:
In Rob Corddry’s Wednesday report on The Daily Show entitled “Racist Like Me,” he ends his report saying people might say of him that “he’s a pretty decent guy, unless of course, you’re one of these things. In which case I hate your guts.”
The complete list contains nearly 200 items:
Black, Guatemalan, Jewish, Roman Catholic, Irish, Haitian, Pakistani, Indian, African, twins, French, Estonian, Dutch, Moroccan, Unitarian, Dominican, Hungarian, Hispanic, Lebanese, Lebanese Christian, Lesbian Christian, Chinese, Latvian, Polish, Costa Rican, Penobscot Indian, Sicilian, Hmong, Black Hmong, circumsized, fatty, Tlingit, Inuit, Luxembourgian, Jerry Lewis, Ecuadorian, TiVo list pauser, Hawaiian, NPR Listener, Turkish, Japanese, Buddhist, Sue Grafton, Greek Orthodox, Amish, Belgian, Mohawk Indian, Hindu, Mary Kate & Ashley, Puerto Rican, gay, bisexual, lesbian, bi-curious, college lesbian, Sunni, Seriously stop pausing this, What do you think this is Lost?, 4 8 15 16 23 42, PT Cruiser owner, Nepalese, Boy Scout Troop 19, Canadian, Hawken School Class of ‘89, Colombian, from either Dakota, Stephen Colbert, Scientologist, Hungarian, elderly, Mahjong enthusiast, Hoosier, Pig Latino, Ephesian, Philippian, Corinthian, Quebecois, Welsh, Highlander, Narnian, Jedi, Australian, Malaysian, Danish, Eritrean, Mormon, Greek Orthodox, Korean (North), Korean (South), Newfoundlander, terrier, Navy SEAL, Jewish (Reform), butch bottom, pre-op transexual, post-op transexual, hermaphrodite, metalhead, Michigander, Michiganian, Kool-Aid Guy, Jewish (Conservative), ambidextrous, encephalitic, microcephalic, homodontic, omnivorous, marsupial, Jewish (Orthodox), carnivorous, vegan, Jim Belushi, size queen, chiropractor, Jewish (For Jesus), red-headed, asthmatic, spastic, adopted, Cablinasian, ectomorphic, hemophiliac, Serbian, Croatian, Kurdish, Pacific, slander, Aleut, Albino, Texan, toddler, Seventh-Day Adventist, Samoan, diabetic, Zoroastrian, Swiss, Zambian, Flemish, Corsican, South African (except the Whites), someone who only gets their news from The Daily Show, Hutu, Tutsi, Kazakhstani, Belarussian, Ukrainian, Moravian, Aborigine, Oaxacan, Lakota Indian, Sioux, English, Austrian, Malaysian, Mennonite, Carny, Bolivian, Micronesian, Puerto-Rican, Cuban, Canadian, Guyanan, Guyanan (French), Tanzanian, Portuguese, Toll booth worker, Jordanian, Peruvian, Israeli, Arab Israeli, Mayan, NASCAR Dad, Maoist, Soccer Mom, Finnish, Druid, Persian, Comp Lit major, Iranian, Honduran, Deadsiluap, listpauser@yahoo.com, Star Bellied Snitches, Swazilandian, Norwegian, drifter, Basque, Paraguayan, Tongan, Albanian, Libyan, Greek, Azerbaijani, Kashmiri
Woo hoo, I made the list!
Hilarious, as usual. If you didn’t catch the video link earlier, check it out here (embedded Windows Media Video, looks like the list at the end got cut off 🙁 )…
