In the wake of the resignation of Secretary of State Colin Powell (as well as Attorney General John Ashcroft, Commerce Secretary Don Evans, Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman, Education Secretary Rod Paige, Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham, and several key CIA officials), The Borowitz Report revealed that W “seized the opportunity… to outsource the State Department to India. … In Bangalore, Surjit Ramesh, 31, said he was ‘very excited indeed’ about being the sole employee of the one-room calling center that is replacing the U.S. State Department.” 🙂
