Another Light Bulb Joke

Got this one in an e-mail today:

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer is seven.

  1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
  2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions

    about the light bulb.
  3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light

    bulb.
  4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret

    stockpile of light bulbs.
  5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to

    pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb.
  6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb

    while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
  7. And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a

    light bulb and screwing the country.

Another Star Wars DVD Rant



For those of you that don’t recognize the image above (for shame! ;-p), it is the last scene of Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi where Luke and Leia are visited by the ghostly figures of the recently-departed Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, and Obi-Wan Kenobi. The original actor that portrayed Anakin has seemingly been digitally replaced with Hayden Christensen, who plays/will play Anakin/Darth Vader in Episodes II and III, and that just blows. I knew that the upcoming DVDs would be the 1997 Special Editions rather than the original versions, which is bad enough. And I have heard rumors of additional revisionist changes (including that Qui-Gon Jinn from Episode I would also be added to the above scene), but this is too much. It’s possible that this is a forgery, but it comes from a fairly reputable source (Slashdot), so it could be the real deal.

I wish George Lucas would get it into his thick skull that he can mess with a classic all he wants, but he should acknowledge his fans and release it in its original form as well as his in his “enhanced” version. I guess I’m quite the geek for ranting about this so much, but so be it…

Beer Snob Bear?

Yahoo reports that “when state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort [Washington], there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.” However, there were other coolers nearby, and according to agents, “he drank the Rainier and wouldn’t drink the Busch beer.” I guess prevailing theories concerning ursine indifference to beer brand have now been thoroughly disproven.

DrikoLand co-blogger Shaft reportedly also enjoys Rainier beer, to the surprise of at least one waitress. Sorry, I couldn’t let that opportunity pass… ;-P

PhotoStamps

Wired News reports on a new product offered by the United States Postal Service (USPS): PhotoStamps. The USPS already offered a service that let you print your own postage via its stamps.com site, and this seems to expand on that by letting you the upload your own photo to the PhotoStamps site in order to make custom stamps. Of course, it does cost more to make your own stamps than it would to just buy the same denomination (about $0.85 for a $0.37 stamp if you buy a sheet of 20), but I guess that’s to be expected. Unfortunately, there are some pretty broad restrictions on photo content, which could (perhaps unjustly) prevent some images from getting made into stamps:

You further agree not to use the PhotoStamps website or service:

B. To upload, order for print, or otherwise transmit or communicate any material that is obscene, offensive, blasphemous, pornographic, unlawful, deceptive, threatening, menacing, abusive, harmful, an invasion of privacy or publicity rights, supportive of unlawful action, defamatory, libelous, vulgar, illegal or otherwise objectionable…

That’s too bad, because it probably means you couldn’t make some of the stamps that Boing Boing has come up with, although I think that you could still have some fun with this…

IMDB History

As most of you probably know, the Internet Movie DataBase (IMDB) is the site for information on films, with exhaustively comprehensive details about cast credits, directors, trivia, and a whole lot more. I came upon a pretty cool story at LA Weekly that goes into the history of the site, which apparently started as a personal movie database way before the WWW even existed. Col Needham, the creator of IMDB, must’ve made a mint with what started as a hobby…