Month: April 2003

I’m Bronzescum The Twisted. Fear me.

Open this page in Internet Explorer only for a convenient place to put a refreshing beverage. Ordinarily, I would never endorse Internet Explorer by making anyone use it, but there’s a method to my madness…

Open this page in Internet Explorer only for a convenient place to put a refreshing beverage. Ordinarily, I would never endorse Internet Explorer by making anyone use it, but there’s a method to my madness…

Medford, Oregon is replacing its Crown Victoria police cars with Saturns.

In other news Medford, Oregon named new illegal street race capital of the country.

Medford, Oregon is replacing its Crown Victoria police cars with Saturns.

In other news Medford, Oregon named new illegal street race capital of the country.

Take a look at these titles and judge for yourself. Here are some of my favorites:

Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I’m Kissing You Goodbye. (the webmaster’s favorite)

Hand Me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance

How Did You Get So Ugly Overnight?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car

I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer

There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ For You

Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I’ll Think You’re Walking In

Take a look at these titles and judge for yourself. Here are some of my favorites:

Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I’m Kissing You Goodbye. (the webmaster’s favorite)

Hand Me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance

How Did You Get So Ugly Overnight?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car

I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer

There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ For You

Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I’ll Think You’re Walking In

Take a look at this page of stamps from former Soviet and Warsaw Pact countries commemorating dogs launched into space. The dog to the right is named Chernushka, which is a diminuitive form of my last name, Chorney, which means “black” in Ukrainian (and Russian). Kind of cool…