Month: April 2003

April Winchell has collected a staggeringly large and varied amount of MP3 songs of various celebrities as well as unusual covers and other songs. “Celebrity” and “unusual” are meant in the worst possible sense, with categories like “TV Stars Who Insist On Singing,” “ABBA covers in Hindi,” “Learn Italian With Fabio,” “Terrifying Christian Recordings,” “Selections from Roger’s library of excretia,” and a lot more. I have yet to fully explore the depths of this site, but some of the songs are mesmerizingly bad… 🙂

Acting on “extremely reliable,” “time-sensitive” information, the U.S. attacked a residence thought to house Saddam Hussein and his sons with “a large amount of ordnance” (four 2,000 pound GBU-31 “bunker busters”; quite an understatement) dropped from a B-1B bomber . Details at this time are sketchy, but officials believe that if Saddam was at that location there is little chance that he survived the attack. I for one hope that this time he finally got what was coming to him and that his fate in Hell is far worse than what was depicted in South Park.

Acting on “extremely reliable,” “time-sensitive” information, the U.S. attacked a residence thought to house Saddam Hussein and his sons with “a large amount of ordnance” (four 2,000 pound GBU-31 “bunker busters”; quite an understatement) dropped from a B-1B bomber . Details at this time are sketchy, but officials believe that if Saddam was at that location there is little chance that he survived the attack. I for one hope that this time he finally got what was coming to him and that his fate in Hell is far worse than what was depicted in South Park.

Today’s color is tax form black & white. I finally did my taxes, and I suggest you start thinking about it too, if you haven’t already. I actually got back more from the gubmint than I gave them all year. Sounds great, until you realize it’s because you hardly made any money. 🙁

Today’s color is tax form black & white. I finally did my taxes, and I suggest you start thinking about it too, if you haven’t already. I actually got back more from the gubmint than I gave them all year. Sounds great, until you realize it’s because you hardly made any money. 🙁

From CNN: “When Rumsfeld said in a press conference last Friday that Syria and Iran would be held accountable if they interfered in Iraq, [Jon] Stewart had material for a comedic rant. ‘There is nothing like a cantankerous old man who takes a hey-you-kids-get-off-my-lawn approach to foreign policy,’ he said. ‘The guy’s literally just like a drunk swinging a broken bottle at people. "Hey, Netherlands, you looking at me?”’“

From CNN: “When Rumsfeld said in a press conference last Friday that Syria and Iran would be held accountable if they interfered in Iraq, [Jon] Stewart had material for a comedic rant. ‘There is nothing like a cantankerous old man who takes a hey-you-kids-get-off-my-lawn approach to foreign policy,’ he said. ‘The guy’s literally just like a drunk swinging a broken bottle at people. "Hey, Netherlands, you looking at me?”’“

Time Magazine has added an archive of all of their covers, from 1923 to the present, to their site.

Time Magazine has added an archive of all of their covers, from 1923 to the present, to their site.

“X-Entertainment celebrates THREE YEARS of mindless rambling” with lots of links and features. Check it out!