Today’s color is a strange metallic alloy unlike anything you’ve ever seen. According to Pravda (Russian for “Truth”), a UFO crashed in Iraq during either the Gulf War or Operation Desert Fox in 1998. Saddam has been letting the aliens stay in one of his palaces and his engineers are studying the spacecraft to achieve technological superiority over the U.S. This, of course, is the real reason for the invasion. We can’t let this technology fall into the wrong hands! Pravda also says the CIA stole Noah’s Ark. It’s just amazing what the CIA can do. Finding a large ship buried in ice on a tall mountain, then bringing it from Turkey to the U.S. without anybody noticing. Pretty neat trick, that’s all I can say. 🙂
