Most of you have heard that Italy was upset by South Korea yesterday when an overtime header put the South Koreans ahead by 2-1. It turns out the the game-winner was scored by Ahn Jung-hwan, who happens to play soccer for Perugia, an Italian soccer club. Because of the goal, “That gentleman will never set foot in Perugia again,” according to the chairman of the soccer club.

In addition to this classless act, the Italians are now alleging that there was a conspiracy to oust them from the tournament. I know that soccer is like religion over there, but get a life, people.