John Ritter vs. Yasser Arafat

Tom McMahon posted about an interesting piece written by Shawn Macomber of The American Spectator mourning the death of John Ritter and, well, not mourning Yasser Arafat’s death. You should definitely read the entire article, but here are some key passages:

Just over a year ago, the much beloved comic actor John Ritter passed away. I was watching Ritter’s turn as an evil sheriff in the camp horror classic Bride of Chucky when news of Arafat’s death came howling in from the real world, instantly deflating the suspension of disbelief I’d carefully cultivated in order to enjoy the deliciously crazed Muppets-gone-mad plotline before me.

I’ll say it now, and believe it forever: This is a cruel and unjust world. How otherwise can we describe a temporal reality where John Ritter can die days before his 55th birthday and Yasser Arafat can live to 75? How can Three’s Company and Hooperman be canceled while Hamas and Fatah are renewed every season?



Instead of [Yasser Arafat’s] funeral, I’m going to watch Problem Child, Sling Blade and agitate for Hooperman reruns or at the very least a DVD release. I’m going to celebrate the life of a good man, taken from us too soon and not celebrated enough, rather than watch the world weep for a terrorist. Oh, excuse me BBC. I mean, a freedom fighter.

I’m going to avoid getting too deep into a contentious discussion about Yasser Arafat, but I definitely miss John Ritter, and will second my desire to see Hooperman again… 🙂

W To Outsource State Department

In the wake of the resignation of Secretary of State Colin Powell (as well as Attorney General John Ashcroft, Commerce Secretary Don Evans, Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman, Education Secretary Rod Paige, Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham, and several key CIA officials), The Borowitz Report revealed that W “seized the opportunity… to outsource the State Department to India. … In Bangalore, Surjit Ramesh, 31, said he was ‘very excited indeed’ about being the sole employee of the one-room calling center that is replacing the U.S. State Department.” 🙂

dubyamovie.com

Take a look at hilarious dubyamovie.com, where you can see a QuickTime video in which “the only man capable of playing W,” Don Knotts, stars. 🙂

The link was very slow for me; I’m guessing they’re getting hit pretty hard, but it’s worth the wait…

Map24

Map24 is a very impressive map and route-planning site. What sets it apart from other mapping sites is how quickly it finds locations and routes, and the JavaScript zoom routines are cool-looking too.