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Tuesday, November 09, 2004
The Borowitz Report breaks the story that W "announced the first major initiative of his second term in office today, canceling the agreement between nouns and verbs...telling reporters, 'I has a mandate, and I intends to use it.'"
In other post-election news, The Onion led with the headline "Nation's Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich." The article quotes Karl Rove, Finally, Sorry Everybody allows the 49% of Americans who didn't vote for W to apologize to the world in advance for his inevitably divisive, destructive, and moronic actions. Check out the gallery in particular... ![]() Oh, and W sucks. :-p Update: CNN reports that Attorney General John Ashcroft and Commerce Secretary Don Evans have both submitted their resignations. In celebration of Ashcroft's departure, revisit Porncroft, a photomosaic composed entirely of pornographic images (most definitely NSFW), or listen to his horrible rendition of the song "Let The Eagles Soar." Good riddance... |
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