How To Be A Pimp

ShaftJust for you, Shaft 🙂

Follow these eight easy steps and you’ll be big pimpin’ in no time. I’ll tell you how to do all of the pimp shit – everything from how to slap a hoe like a pimp to how to order chinese food like a pimp. But, first, there are a few requirements. One, you gotta be the man. Not A man, but THE man. Two, you gotta have a ‘fro. Three, no Republicans allowed. Oh, and if you know the name of more than one Backstreet Boy, please vacate the premises. Alright then. Grab your cane, mack daddy, because we’re goin’ pimpin’.

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