Deficit-Wracked Maryland Calls It Quits

The Onion reports that “Citing mounting debt and a decline in tourism dollars, the state of Maryland will shut down for good on August 31, Maryland Gov. Robert L. Erhlich Jr. told reporters Monday.” As a result of this development, “Secret [brand antiperspirant] has put in a substantial bid for [Maryland’s] motto, Fatti maschii, parole femine, which means ‘Manly Deeds, Womanly Words.’” I love these guys… 🙂

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