Beer Reviews

The Big Ol’ Black Table Beer Run features entertaining (mostly politically incorrect) reviews of beers. Here’s a more innocuous one of Miller High Life:

Advertised as the “champagne of beers”, but that’s much too frou-frou. I like “carbonated butter.” Miller High Life is big slabs of deer meat on a toasted roll. It’s dirty fingernails scooping out pumpkin pie. It makes even the most sterile suburbanite feel like a Teamster. It’s outstanding. Rating: Extremely outstanding.

Although I’m not a big fan of Miller High Life, I agree with most of the other reviews, and even if I don’t, they’re pretty damn funny. Oh, and there’s a “sequel” page too.

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