Portly Jedi Movies

Waxy.org has a great post about a slightly, um, husky kid practicing his Jedi moves in front of a video camera. Obviously, the video has made it onto the Internet, including a remix version overdubbed with lightsaber noises (both links point to Windows Media Video files). I probably shouldn’t make fun, but of course I will. The kid isn’t totally bad, but his portly stature combined with his slightly awkward sense of coordination results in a pretty funny video.

W vs. W

Take a look at this hilarious Daily Show video featuring a debate between President W and Governor W (links directly to RealVideo). I’ll save the rant on W (for once), because I think the video speaks for itself.

Jon Stewart never fails to get me rolling on the floor in laughter; I so want Comedy Central! Only a few more weeks, and we move into our new home in Calvert County where we will finally have it and a couple of other channels I’ve been waiting in vain for. Woo hoo!

Asteroid 26858 Now Known As Misterrogers

The International Astronomical Union has named an asteroid after Mister Rogers, in part for his “helping the [Carnegie] Science Center develop a planetarium show – ‘The Sky Above Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood’ – that plays at about 15 planetaria across the country.” I’m still sad that he’s gone but am very happy to hear that his legacy is being preserved in this way …

Hilariously Surreal Ebay Feedback

A couple of years ago you could leave feedback for any person on ebay, regardless of whether any transaction had taken place. Well, this obviously had enormous potential for abuse, and these days feedback has to refer to a specific auction number. That makes these hilarious eBay feedback comments left by andy46477 in 1999 all the more funny (and quite surreal). Definitely give it a look; here are some of my favorites:

Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN!

Quack, Quack. I’m a duck. Shoot me.

Say hello to Barbara for me. I’ve been watching her at night.

I was once told that HOTDOGS are the foods of CHAMPIONS. Then I tripped and fell.

Thank you so much for the lovely deli-style pickle. Very juicy and crisp.

My pet alligator is eating the crap you sold me. I hope you both encrustulate.

Uncle Gravy once ate me.

When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on it.

Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.