Signs You’re Having Thanksgiving With A Geek

BBspot’s list Top 11 Signs You’re at a Geek’s House for Thanksgiving is pretty funny:

  • Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.
  • Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their “I am thankful for…” speech.
  • A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey.
  • House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.
  • Someone constantly keeps saying “The pilgrims had coffee, didn’t they?”
  • Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don’t burn your mouth.
  • The cranberries are caffeinated.
  • Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.
  • Three words: Lego gravy boat.
  • Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.
  • The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered.

Another Vatican Official Refutes Intelligent Design

As a follow-up to my previous post a couple of weeks ago, Yahoo! News reports that another Vatican official has refuted “Intelligent Design”:

The Vatican’s chief astronomer said Friday that “intelligent design” isn’t science and doesn’t belong in science classrooms, the latest high-ranking Roman Catholic official to enter the evolution debate in the United States.

The Rev. George Coyne, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, said placing intelligent design theory alongside that of evolution in school programs was “wrong” and was akin to mixing apples with oranges.

“Intelligent design isn’t science even though it pretends to be,” the ANSA news agency quoted Coyne as saying on the sidelines of a conference in Florence. “If you want to teach it in schools, intelligent design should be taught when religion or cultural history is taught, not science.”

Exactly.