Calvin’s Dad’s Explanations of Scientific Phenomena

Spaceman SpiffCalvin and Hobbes is a classic on so many levels, and this was a fun reminder. Calvin’s dad’s explanations of scientific phenomena, collected here by RF Cafe, never failed to amuse me. I think this one is my favorite:

Calvin: Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white? Didn’t they have color film back then?
Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs ARE in color. It’s just the WORLD was black and white then.
C: Really?
D: Yep. The world didn’t turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.
C: That’s really weird.
D: Well, truth is stranger than fiction.
C: But then why are old PAINTINGS in color?! If the world was black and white, wouldn’t artists have painted it that way?
D: Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.
C: But… but how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn’t their paints have been shades of gray back then?
D: Of course, but they turned colors like everything else in the ‘30s.
C: So why didn’t old black and white photos turn color too?
D: Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?

Edna

Edna (DailyMotion video) is a fun video in which Charlie Chaplin seeks his fiance in an alternate universe filled with references to Steven Spielberg movies.

Handhelden

Handhelden is a pretty cool site:

Browse through pics & details to more than 660 boxed handheld and tabletop games, from the 70s and 80s.

Check for the game you had as a child, or be amazed by the endless variety of portable, old-school electronic toys.

I remember thinking how technologically advanced these were at the time… 😉

Samuel L. Jackson On My Motherfucking Phone

Snakes On A Plane
By now, I’m sure you’ve heard the buzz (Interweb and otherwise) surrounding the upcoming movie Snakes On A Plane. The Interweb buzz has been building for over a year, starting as a campaign of derision against the horrible-sounding movie name and lame premise that somehow transformed into a wholehearted lovefest for a movie that wasn’t even due to premier until August 2006.

To its credit, the studio has taken full advantage of this publicity, embracing the response and nurturing all of the fan sites and creations. The official site highlights fan sites and offers multimedia goodies, enlisting the involvement of Samuel L. Jackson, the star of the film. Even better,

Among the reported additions [to the film] is a line that originated as an Internet parody of Samuel L. Jackson’s traditional movie persona: “That’s it! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”.

Now that’s funny. 🙂

Which brings me to the whole point of this post (about time, huh?). A portion of the site lets you supply some basic information about a friend and then sends an e-mail or calls them on the phone with a “personal” message from Samuel L. Jackson. Some of you have fallen victim to this already, but I figured I’d post about it and let everyone who hasn’t heard about it have some fun too. Click here and have at it.

When all is said and done, I suspect that the movie will be a cheesy, tongue-in-cheek pseudo-thriller that’s more humorous than suspenseful. Done right, it could become a classic… 😉