From ABBA to ZZ Top, All the Good Bands Names Are Taken

“Every other name is taken,” [John Paul Jones] explains. “Think of a great band name and Google it, and you’ll find a French-Canadian jam band with a MySpace page.”

Them Crooked Vultures, the name of Jones’ latest “supergroup” venture, was almost arbitrarily chosen after it was found that the band name “Caligula” had already been used at least seven times…