The Worst Day Of The Year Will Be…

Monday, January 24th, according to Cardiff University scholar Cliff Arnalls, who came up with an equation to calculate when the most depressing day of the year will be:

1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA. Where:

W: Weather

D: Debt

d: Money due in January pay

T: Time since Christmas

Q: Time since failed quit attempt

M: General motivational levels

NA: The need to take action

Oh, and “the fact that the most depressing day fell on a Monday was not planned but a coincidence.” This really makes me look forward to returning to work next Monday…

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