Skittlebrau

Old Skilwaukee sounds just crazy enough to work:

As with most crazy ideas, the Simpsons thought of it first:

Homer: “I’m feelin’ low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?”

Apu: “Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it.”

Homer: “Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.”

OK, so this might be too nasty to contemplate, but you have to admire this guy’s perseverence…

Lost In Translation

What happens when an English phrase is translated (by computer) back and forth between eight different languages, “Telephone” game-style?

original English: “Any way you want it, that’s the way you need it.”

to French and back: “Any manner that you want it, that is the manner you need it.”

to German and back: Each possible way that you wish it, those is the way, which you need it.

to Italian and back: “Every possible sense that the augured ones, those is the sense, than you have it need.”

to Portuguese and back: “Each possible direction that augured, those is the direction, that you order to need it.”

to Spanish and back: “Each possible direction that augured, those is the direction, that you order to need it.”

(adding Korean, Japanese and Chinese really confuses things…)

“Babelize” something yourself; it’s addictive!

Sonic Boom-Less Supersonic Aircraft?

F=5E SSBDIt’s common knowledge that when an aircraft breaks the sound barrier, a sonic boom is generated. It has long been known that the sound associated with a sonic boom can be attenuated by varying the shape of the aircraft, but until now this had never been proven. Spaceflight Now reports that NASA and DARPA have completed tests with a modified F-5E aircraft in the SSBD project, changing the shape of the fuselage and wing to greatly reduce the loudness of the sonic boom. This is quite a breakthrough, and I can definitely see this affecting the design of future supersonic aircraft.

MAME Online!

For those of you who haven’t become addicted yet, MAME is an application that allows you to play arcade games on your PC through emulation of the original hardware. In development since 1996, the current version supports several thousand different games, quite the godsend for an child of the ‘80s/arcade game fanatic like myself. Newer games are also supported, but I tend to stick with the classics. :-p Anyway, I came upon this post at waxy.org telling of a method to play MAME Online through Kaillera, an application that apparently allows you to play emulators over the Internet. I’m very excited to try this out. What do you think, shaft? Ready to get your ass whupped in Karate Champ? 🙂

Disney Freaks

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but I had no idea that there were people this obsessed with Disneyland. I think the funniest, or perhaps most delusional, thing is that one “Disney Freak” considers Trekkies “lame,” because “Trekkies are devoted to some stupid pop-culture fad. Disney fans believe in the magic.” Whatever…