Take a look at these titles and judge for yourself. Here are some of my favorites:
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I’m Kissing You Goodbye. (the webmaster’s favorite)
Hand Me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance
How Did You Get So Ugly Overnight?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ For You
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
