In a series of interviews that are included in Pulitzer Prize Winner Ron Suskind's new book The Price of Loyalty: George W. Bush, the White House and the Education of Paul O'Neill, former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill had little good to say about W's administration. He contends that he never saw any evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, that W had planned on invading Iraq before 9/11 even occured, and that in cabinet meetings W was "like a blind man in a roomful of deaf people." Burn!

Update: The Borowitz Report broke a related story: "Former Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill was captured Sunday night in a surprise raid on the CBS studios in New York, the Pentagon confirmed today...'We got him,' a coolly confident Vice President Dick Cheney announced to the press moments after Mr. O’Neill was apprehended." Hilarious...