Ever wonder what your favorite celebrities are up to in between projects? Wonder no more! Japander.com brings you the best of the Japanese TV commercials that the stars hope you will never see in the US. Take it from Woody Allen on The Simpsons: "So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal, but only Fujikawa rice crackers make your interiors go bananas! What'd I do to deserve this? Oh, right."