{"id":6459,"date":"2011-03-22T21:13:13","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T21:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/22\/why-having-a-toddler-is-like-being-at-a-frat-party\/"},"modified":"2011-03-22T21:13:13","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T21:13:13","slug":"why-having-a-toddler-is-like-being-at-a-frat-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/22\/why-having-a-toddler-is-like-being-at-a-frat-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/www.suburbansnapshots.com\/2010\/06\/10-reasons-having-toddler-is-like-being.html'>Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p>Too funny&hellip; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.<\/p>\n<p>9. There&rsquo;s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.<\/p>\n<p>8. It&rsquo;s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.<\/p>\n<p>7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone&rsquo;s going to start banging on the door.<\/p>\n<p>6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.<\/p>\n<p>5. You&rsquo;ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.<\/p>\n<p>4. There&rsquo;s definitely going to be a fight.<\/p>\n<p>3. You&rsquo;re not sure whether anything you&rsquo;re doing is right, you just hope it won&rsquo;t get you arrested.<\/p>\n<p>2. There are crumpled-up underpants\u00a0<em>everywhere<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[thanks to Ulana for the link]<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party Too funny&hellip; \ud83d\ude42 10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub. 9. There&rsquo;s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner. 8. It&rsquo;s best not to assume that the person closest &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/22\/why-having-a-toddler-is-like-being-at-a-frat-party\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}