{"id":6119,"date":"2011-06-07T16:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2011\/06\/07\/in-case-of-zombie-attack-break-coffee-table-the\/"},"modified":"2018-12-11T00:53:14","modified_gmt":"2018-12-11T00:53:14","slug":"in-case-of-zombie-attack-break-coffee-table-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2011\/06\/07\/in-case-of-zombie-attack-break-coffee-table-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-6119 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2011\/06\/07\/in-case-of-zombie-attack-break-coffee-table-the\/attachment\/6120\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/tumblr_llys0djDK81qzxaqho1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/tumblr_llys0djDK81qzxaqho1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/tumblr_llys0djDK81qzxaqho1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nerdapproved.com\/household\/in-case-of-zombie-attack-break-coffee-table\/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20NerdApproved-NewsAndReviews%20(Nerd%20Approved%20-%20Gadgets%20and%20Gizmos)\" target=\"_blank\">In Case Of Zombie Attack, Break Coffee Table<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Woodsman\u2019s Axe coffee table is the kind of furniture I would picture\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/thatsnerdalicious.com\/meat\/ron-swansons-turkey-burger-come-to-life-lunch-time\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ron Swanson<\/a>\u00a0using. For the rest of us, it would make a great conversation piece, and\/or\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nerdapproved.com\/misc-weirdness\/the-axe-sling-be-prepared-for-zombie-attacks-at-all-times\/\" target=\"_blank\">a lifesaving tool in the event of a zombie attack<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.duffylondon.com\/product_d\/Tables-C78\/Woodsman-Axe-Coffee-table-P254.html\" target=\"_blank\">Product Page<\/a>\u00a0(\u00a3495 or $803 via\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/coolmaterial.com\/home\/woodsman-axe-coffee-table\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cool Material<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Case Of Zombie Attack, Break Coffee Table The Woodsman\u2019s Axe coffee table is the kind of furniture I would picture\u00a0Ron Swanson\u00a0using. For the rest of us, it would make a great conversation piece, and\/or\u00a0a lifesaving tool in the event of a zombie attack. Product Page\u00a0(\u00a3495 or $803 via\u00a0Cool Material)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6121,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6119\/revisions\/6121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}