{"id":14885,"date":"2003-05-02T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T11:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/02\/portly-jedi-movies\/"},"modified":"2003-05-02T11:02:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-02T11:02:00","slug":"portly-jedi-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/02\/portly-jedi-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"Portly Jedi Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxy.org\" target=\"_blank\">Waxy.org<\/a> has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxy.org\/archive\/2003\/04\/29\/star_war.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">great post<\/a> about a slightly, um, husky kid practicing his Jedi moves in front of a video camera.  Obviously, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxy.org\/random\/video\/Star_Wars_Kid.wmv\" target=\"_blank\">the video<\/a> has made it onto the Internet, including a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxy.org\/random\/video\/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv\" target=\"_blank\">remix version<\/a> overdubbed with lightsaber noises (both links point to Windows Media Video files).  I probably shouldn&rsquo;t make fun, but of course I will.  The kid isn&rsquo;t totally bad, but his portly stature combined with his slightly awkward sense of coordination results in a pretty funny video.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-200231458?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waxy.org has a great post about a slightly, um, husky kid practicing his Jedi moves in front of a video camera. Obviously, the video has made it onto the Internet, including a remix version overdubbed with lightsaber noises (both links point to Windows Media Video files). I probably shouldn&rsquo;t make fun, but of course I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/02\/portly-jedi-movies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Portly Jedi Movies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}