{"id":14835,"date":"2003-05-28T11:57:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-28T11:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/28\/beer-reviews\/"},"modified":"2003-05-28T11:57:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-28T11:57:00","slug":"beer-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/28\/beer-reviews\/","title":{"rendered":"Beer Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Big Ol’ Black Table Beer Run<\/a> features entertaining (mostly politically incorrect) reviews of beers. Here’s a more innocuous one of Miller High Life:<\/p>\n

Advertised as the “champagne of beers”, but that’s much too frou-frou. I like “carbonated butter.” Miller High Life is big slabs of deer meat on a toasted roll. It’s dirty fingernails scooping out pumpkin pie. It makes even the most sterile suburbanite feel like a Teamster. It’s outstanding. Rating: Extremely outstanding.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Although I’m not a big fan of Miller High Life, I agree with most of the other reviews, and even if I don’t, they’re pretty damn funny. Oh, and there’s a “sequel” page<\/a> too.<\/p>\n

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The Big Ol’ Black Table Beer Run features entertaining (mostly politically incorrect) reviews of beers. Here’s a more innocuous one of Miller High Life: Advertised as the “champagne of beers”, but that’s much too frou-frou. I like “carbonated butter.” Miller High Life is big slabs of deer meat on a toasted roll. It’s dirty fingernails … <\/p>\n

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