{"id":14751,"date":"2003-07-01T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-01T14:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/01\/top-ten-things-the-iraqi-information-minister-has-2\/"},"modified":"2003-07-01T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-01T14:35:00","slug":"top-ten-things-the-iraqi-information-minister-has-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/01\/top-ten-things-the-iraqi-information-minister-has-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dave Letterman presents the Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured<\/a>:<\/p>\n

10. “Okay, Iraq didn’t win the war. It was a tie”
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9. “Iraq’s weapons scientists were secretly developing our own Hulk”
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8. “Tariq Aziz had Botox”
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7. “Saddam Hussein’s not the innocent angel everyone thinks he is”
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6. “Dr. Germ looks really hot when she’s synthesizing VX gas”
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5. “You picked the right guy for the ‘Queen of Clubs,’ if you know what I mean”
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4. “Howard Dean will win the 2004 election”
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3. “Uday Hussein’s birth name – Gary”
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2. “I’ve been offered a job as editor of ‘The New York Times’”
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1. “The rumors are true – I’m dating Ashton Kutcher”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Dave Letterman presents the Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured: 10. “Okay, Iraq didn’t win the war. It was a tie” 9. “Iraq’s weapons scientists were secretly developing our own Hulk” 8. “Tariq Aziz had Botox” 7. “Saddam Hussein’s not the innocent angel everyone thinks he is” 6. “Dr. … <\/p>\n

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