{"id":14660,"date":"2003-08-08T15:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-08T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/08\/08\/guitar-face\/"},"modified":"2003-08-08T15:06:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-08T15:06:00","slug":"guitar-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/08\/08\/guitar-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Guitar Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/tx\/singlecoil\/face.html\" target=\"_blank\">Guitar Face<\/a> is a<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>horribly disfiguring condition effecting tens of thousands of guitar players around the world. Blues players, particularly electric blues players, seem to suffer the most horrendous effects.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>According to the page, the three most common guitar faces are the &ldquo;Severely Constipated Look,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Mr. Magoo,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Lewinsky.&rdquo;  And if you dare, &ldquo;The &lsquo;Advanced Guitar Face&rsquo; page contains horrific examples of human suffering.&rdquo;  Pretty funny&hellip;<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"byline\"> via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.meepzorp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Presurfer<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-106035521433341292?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guitar Face is a horribly disfiguring condition effecting tens of thousands of guitar players around the world. Blues players, particularly electric blues players, seem to suffer the most horrendous effects. According to the page, the three most common guitar faces are the &ldquo;Severely Constipated Look,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Mr. Magoo,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Lewinsky.&rdquo; And if you dare, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/08\/08\/guitar-face\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Guitar Face&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}