{"id":14599,"date":"2003-09-08T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-08T14:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/08\/skittlebrau\/"},"modified":"2003-09-08T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-08T14:35:00","slug":"skittlebrau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/08\/skittlebrau\/","title":{"rendered":"Skittlebrau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/crazyengineer.net\/projects\/skittle.php\" target=\"_blank\">Old Skilwaukee<\/a> sounds just crazy enough to work:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As with most crazy ideas, the Simpsons thought of it first:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Homer: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m feelin&rsquo; low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?&rdquo;<br \/>\n<br \/>Apu: &ldquo;Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it.&rdquo;<br \/>\n<br \/>Homer: &ldquo;Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.&rdquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OK, so this might be too nasty to contemplate, but you have to admire this guy&rsquo;s perseverence&hellip;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-106303173432609363?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Skilwaukee sounds just crazy enough to work: As with most crazy ideas, the Simpsons thought of it first: Homer: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m feelin&rsquo; low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?&rdquo; Apu: &ldquo;Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it.&rdquo; Homer: &ldquo;Oh. Well &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/08\/skittlebrau\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Skittlebrau&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}