{"id":14557,"date":"2003-09-30T19:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-30T19:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/30\/mmm-beer\/"},"modified":"2003-09-30T19:26:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-30T19:26:00","slug":"mmm-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/30\/mmm-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmm&#8230; Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilwheaton.net\/mt\/archives\/001390.php#001390\" target=\"_blank\">Wil Wheaton<\/a> comes up with a great beer joke:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it&rsquo;s Arthur Guinness&rsquo;s turn. He orders a soda.  <\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Why didn&rsquo;t you order a Guinness?&rdquo; everyone asks.<\/p>\n<p>Guinness replies, &ldquo;if you guys aren&rsquo;t having beer, then neither will I.&rdquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-106494996170717116?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wil Wheaton comes up with a great beer joke: The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it&rsquo;s Arthur Guinness&rsquo;s turn. He orders a soda. &ldquo;Why didn&rsquo;t &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/30\/mmm-beer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mmm&#8230; Beer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}