{"id":14542,"date":"2003-10-09T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-09T18:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/10\/09\/post-recall-gary-coleman\/"},"modified":"2003-10-09T18:39:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-09T18:39:00","slug":"post-recall-gary-coleman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/10\/09\/post-recall-gary-coleman\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Recall Gary Coleman"},"content":{"rendered":"

Although I still don’t approve of his candidacy in the first place, Gary Coleman shows what a good sport he is by appearing on Letterman to read “Top Ten Ways California Would Be Different If I, Gary Coleman, Had Been Elected Governor<\/a>”:<\/p>\n

10. “Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil”
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9. “Three words: Lieutenant Governor Urkel”
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8. “Thanks to my innocent charm, I’d get away with 60% more groping”
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7. “I guess I’d have to quit my job as a security guard”
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6. “You may not agree with me, but at least you could understand me”
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5. “Inaugural address would have a laugh track”
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4. “Television viewers wouldn’t know if they were watching C-Span or Nick at Nite”
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3. “Wouldn’t have to worry about me having to take time off to do movies”
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2. “I would form a task force to find out exactly what Willis was talking about”
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1. “Unlike Schwarzenegger, I would admit I’m not qualified”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pretty damn funny…<\/p>\n

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Although I still don’t approve of his candidacy in the first place, Gary Coleman shows what a good sport he is by appearing on Letterman to read “Top Ten Ways California Would Be Different If I, Gary Coleman, Had Been Elected Governor”: 10. “Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil” 9. “Three … <\/p>\n

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