{"id":14503,"date":"2003-10-30T20:20:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-30T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/10\/30\/haiku-error-messages\/"},"modified":"2003-10-30T20:20:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-30T20:20:00","slug":"haiku-error-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2003\/10\/30\/haiku-error-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Error Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Windows had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nettitonttu.fi\/bjorn\/Humour\/haiku_error_messages.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Haiku Error Messages<\/a> maybe I wouldn&rsquo;t get so pissed at a <acronym title=\"Blue Screen Of Death\">BSOD<\/acronym>.  Nah, I&rsquo;d still be pissed&hellip;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Three things are certain:<br \/>\n<br \/>Death, taxes, and lost data.<br \/>\n<br \/>Guess which has occurred.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"byline\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.meepzorp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Presurfer<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-106754523306060544?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Windows had Haiku Error Messages maybe I wouldn&rsquo;t get so pissed at a BSOD. Nah, I&rsquo;d still be pissed&hellip; Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. via The Presurfer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}