{"id":14056,"date":"2004-07-20T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-20T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/20\/armageddon-scheduled-for-september-29th\/"},"modified":"2004-07-20T16:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-20T16:53:00","slug":"armageddon-scheduled-for-september-29th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/20\/armageddon-scheduled-for-september-29th\/","title":{"rendered":"Armageddon Scheduled For September 29th"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>NCBuy Weird News<\/i> has some news that might make you reconsider making any big plans this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncbuy.com\/news\/2004-07-19\/1010116.html\" target=\"_blank\">September 29th: it might be &ldquo;the beginning of the end of the world.&rdquo;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>That&rsquo;s the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day &ndash; with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.<\/p>\n<p>Johnson says an earthquake is scheduled to take place in Guadalajara, Mexico, and when the &ldquo;crest&rdquo; of the quake happens, a giant spacecraft will slam into the fault line like a &ldquo;kamikaze&rdquo; fighter and start a global chain reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.<\/p>\n<p>He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, &ldquo;They&rsquo;re afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.<\/p>\n<p>It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords and would like to remind them that I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.  Sorry, I couldn&rsquo;t get away without making that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snpp.com\/episodes\/1F13.html\" target=\"_blank\"><i>Simpsons<\/i> reference<\/a>&hellip; \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"byline\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/presurfer.meepzorp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Presurfer<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-109034243608301982?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NCBuy Weird News has some news that might make you reconsider making any big plans this September 29th: it might be &ldquo;the beginning of the end of the world.&rdquo; That&rsquo;s the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/20\/armageddon-scheduled-for-september-29th\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Armageddon Scheduled For September 29th&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-14056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}