{"id":14048,"date":"2004-07-21T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-21T11:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/isaac-hayes-three-laws-of-robotics\/"},"modified":"2004-07-21T11:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-21T11:10:00","slug":"isaac-hayes-three-laws-of-robotics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/21\/isaac-hayes-three-laws-of-robotics\/","title":{"rendered":"Isaac Hayes’ Three Laws Of Robotics"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a slightly modified version of Isaac Asimov<\/a>’s Three Laws Of Robotics<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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  1. A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.\n<\/li>\n
  2. A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.\n<\/li>\n
  3. A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    Now if that doesn’t make you want to go out and see I, Robot<\/i><\/a>, I don’t know what will. \ud83d\ude09
    \n<\/p>\n

    via Engadget<\/a><\/div>\n
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    Here’s a slightly modified version of Isaac Asimov’s Three Laws Of Robotics: A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about. A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman. … <\/p>\n

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