How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
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The answer is seven.<\/p>\n
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- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
\n<\/li>\n - One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
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about the light bulb.
\n<\/li>\n - One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light
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bulb.
\n<\/li>\n - One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
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stockpile of light bulbs.
\n<\/li>\n - One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to
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pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb.
\n<\/li>\n - One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb
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while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
\n<\/li>\n - And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a
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light bulb and screwing the country.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\nthanks to Victor for the e-mail<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Got this one in an e-mail today: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? The answer is seven. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb. One to blame the … <\/p>\n