{"id":13864,"date":"2004-11-09T22:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/11\/09\/post-election-stories\/"},"modified":"2004-11-09T22:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T22:35:00","slug":"post-election-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2004\/11\/09\/post-election-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Election Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Borowitz Report<\/i> breaks the story that W “announced the first major initiative of his second term in office today, canceling the agreement between nouns and verbs…telling reporters, ’I has a mandate, and I intends to use it.<\/a>’”<\/p>\n

In other post-election news, The Onion<\/i> led with the headline “Nation’s Poor Win Election For Nation’s Rich<\/a>.” The article quotes Karl Rove, minister of evil<\/strike> senior advisor to W, “You have selflessly sacrificed your well-being and voted against your own economic interest. For this, we humbly thank you.”<\/p>\n

Finally, Sorry Everybody<\/a> allows the 49% of Americans who didn’t vote for W to apologize to the world in advance for his inevitably divisive, destructive, and moronic actions. Check out the gallery<\/a> in particular…<\/p>\n

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Oh, and W sucks. :-p<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> CNN<\/i> reports that Attorney General John Ashcroft and Commerce Secretary Don Evans have both submitted their resignations<\/a>. In celebration of Ashcroft’s departure, revisit Porncroft<\/a>, a photomosaic composed entirely of pornographic images (most definitely NSFW<\/acronym>), or listen to his horrible rendition of the song “Let The Eagles Soar.”<\/a> Good riddance…<\/p>\n

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The Borowitz Report breaks the story that W “announced the first major initiative of his second term in office today, canceling the agreement between nouns and verbs…telling reporters, ’I has a mandate, and I intends to use it.’” In other post-election news, The Onion led with the headline “Nation’s Poor Win Election For Nation’s Rich.” … <\/p>\n

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