{"id":13612,"date":"2005-03-09T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T12:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/03\/09\/how-many-names-hath-god\/"},"modified":"2005-03-09T12:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T12:17:00","slug":"how-many-names-hath-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/03\/09\/how-many-names-hath-god\/","title":{"rendered":"How Many Names Hath God?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blasphemous though it might be, <i>The Morning News&rsquo;<\/i> story <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/stories\/how_many_names_hath_god.php\" target=\"_blank\">How Many Names Hath God?<\/a> is pretty funny.  Here&rsquo;s one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The archangel Gabriel was summoned by the will of God. Gabriel bowed his head and replied, \u201cHow may I serve you, Jimmy? I mean, Lord?\u201d Thus followed the awkwardest silence in the history of heaven.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-111037070004488435?l=www.driko.org%2Findex_blogger.html\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blasphemous though it might be, The Morning News&rsquo; story How Many Names Hath God? is pretty funny. Here&rsquo;s one: The archangel Gabriel was summoned by the will of God. Gabriel bowed his head and replied, \u201cHow may I serve you, Jimmy? I mean, Lord?\u201d Thus followed the awkwardest silence in the history of heaven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-13612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}