{"id":13228,"date":"2005-09-15T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/09\/15\/the-prescient-onion\/"},"modified":"2005-09-15T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-15T21:00:00","slug":"the-prescient-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/09\/15\/the-prescient-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"The Prescient Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last year, <i>The Onion<\/i> ran a pretty funny satirical story about razors entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/33930\" target=\"_blank\">&ldquo;Fuck Everything, We&rsquo;re Doing Five Blades.&rdquo;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Guess what <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2005\/09\/14\/news\/fortune500\/gillette\/\" target=\"_blank\">Gillette just came up with<\/a>?  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"byline\">tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a> <\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-112679459385302085?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year, The Onion ran a pretty funny satirical story about razors entitled &ldquo;Fuck Everything, We&rsquo;re Doing Five Blades.&rdquo; Guess what Gillette just came up with? \ud83d\ude42 tags: humor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-13228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}