{"id":13139,"date":"2005-10-24T21:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-24T21:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/10\/24\/we-will-still-manage-to-screw-this-up\/"},"modified":"2005-10-24T21:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T21:43:00","slug":"we-will-still-manage-to-screw-this-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/10\/24\/we-will-still-manage-to-screw-this-up\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;We Will Still Manage To Screw This Up&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The Borowitz Report<\/i> once again breaks the story:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Given a Republican president with plummeting approval ratings and a Republican congressional leadership that is being investigated, indicted, and in at least one case fingerprinted, <a href=\"http:\/\/borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1243&amp;srch=\" target=\"_blank\">Democratic party leaders said today that they are &ldquo;actively seeking&rdquo; ways to squander their historic opportunity.<\/a><br \/>&hellip;<br \/>&ldquo;People look at the mess the Republicans find themselves in and ask, &lsquo;How could the Democrats possibly screw this up?&rsquo;&rdquo; [Democratic National Committee chairman Howard] Dean said. &ldquo;I am here to say, don\u2019t worry, we will find a way.&rdquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not funny. ;-P<\/p>\n<div class=\"byline\">tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/politics\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">politics<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a> <\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-113015267511996656?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Borowitz Report once again breaks the story: Given a Republican president with plummeting approval ratings and a Republican congressional leadership that is being investigated, indicted, and in at least one case fingerprinted, Democratic party leaders said today that they are &ldquo;actively seeking&rdquo; ways to squander their historic opportunity.&hellip;&ldquo;People look at the mess the Republicans &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2005\/10\/24\/we-will-still-manage-to-screw-this-up\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;We Will Still Manage To Screw This Up&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-13139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}