{"id":12891,"date":"2006-01-24T22:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-24T22:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/01\/24\/feline-protection-and-enhancement-system\/"},"modified":"2006-01-24T22:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-24T22:23:00","slug":"feline-protection-and-enhancement-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/01\/24\/feline-protection-and-enhancement-system\/","title":{"rendered":"Feline Protection and Enhancement System"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/penguinx.org\/?p=31\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blogicons\/cathelmet.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Today is a great day for the cat freedom movement! <a href=\"http:\/\/penguinx.org\/?p=31\" target=\"_blank\">The prototype Feline Protection and Enhancement System<\/a> is ready for testing! The F.P.E.S. v0.0, known as &ldquo;The Zero&rdquo;, was produced in our top secret, Illinois facility just last week.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is one of the weirder things I&rsquo;ve seen recently&hellip;<\/p>\n<div class=\"byline\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2006\/01\/23\/howto_make_a_noble_f.html\" target=\"_blank\">Boing Boing<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/images\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">images<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/weird\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">weird<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-113814135143996090?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is a great day for the cat freedom movement! The prototype Feline Protection and Enhancement System is ready for testing! The F.P.E.S. v0.0, known as &ldquo;The Zero&rdquo;, was produced in our top secret, Illinois facility just last week. This is one of the weirder things I&rsquo;ve seen recently&hellip; via Boing Boing tags: humor images &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/01\/24\/feline-protection-and-enhancement-system\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Feline Protection and Enhancement System&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-12891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}