{"id":12875,"date":"2006-02-02T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T12:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/02\/02\/w-reveals-petroleum-addiction\/"},"modified":"2006-02-02T12:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T12:42:00","slug":"w-reveals-petroleum-addiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/02\/02\/w-reveals-petroleum-addiction\/","title":{"rendered":"W Reveals Petroleum Addiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A day after stating that &ldquo;America is addicted to oil&rdquo; in his State Of The Union address, <i>The Borowitz Report<\/i> reveals that <a href=\"http:\/\/borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1308&amp;srch=\" target=\"_blank\">W has now admitted that he is an &ldquo;oilaholic:&rdquo;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In a nationally televised address from the Oval Office last night, a visibly agitated [W] began his speech with the following simple statement: &ldquo;My name is George W. Bush, and I am an oilaholic.&rdquo;<br \/>&hellip;<br \/>Mr. Bush\u2019s decision to enter rehab for his petroleum addiction drew applause from many quarters, including from James Frey, author of the bestselling memoir <i>A Million Little Pieces<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;He has a rough road ahead of him in rehab,&rdquo; Mr. Frey said. &ldquo;I hope that none of the things happen to him that I pretended happened to me.&rdquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/DrikoLand\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/DrikoLand\/politics\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">politics<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/DrikoLand\/w\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">w<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-113888417561342621?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A day after stating that &ldquo;America is addicted to oil&rdquo; in his State Of The Union address, The Borowitz Report reveals that W has now admitted that he is an &ldquo;oilaholic:&rdquo; In a nationally televised address from the Oval Office last night, a visibly agitated [W] began his speech with the following simple statement: &ldquo;My &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/02\/02\/w-reveals-petroleum-addiction\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;W Reveals Petroleum Addiction&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-12875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}