{"id":12747,"date":"2006-03-22T12:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/22\/operation-incomprehensible-program\/"},"modified":"2006-03-22T12:34:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T12:34:00","slug":"operation-incomprehensible-program","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/22\/operation-incomprehensible-program\/","title":{"rendered":"Operation Incomprehensible Program"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The Borowitz Report<\/i> reports that the U.S. has launched <a href=\"http:\/\/borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1350&amp;srch=\" target=\"_blank\">Operation Incomprehensible Program<\/a> in Iraq:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In an effort to confuse Iraqi insurgents, the Pentagon announced today that the U.S. had begun bombarding insurgent positions with copies of President Bush\u2019s Medicare prescription drug plan.<br \/>&hellip;<br \/>Defense Secretary [Rumsfeld] said he was hopeful that Operation Incomprehensible Program would leave the Iraqi insurgents totally baffled, but he hinted that the Pentagon had other tactics up its sleeve: &ldquo;We are fully prepared to bombard them with copies of my press briefings.&rdquo;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/politics\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">politics<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/health\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">health<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/w\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">w<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-114303086405963770?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Borowitz Report reports that the U.S. has launched Operation Incomprehensible Program in Iraq: In an effort to confuse Iraqi insurgents, the Pentagon announced today that the U.S. had begun bombarding insurgent positions with copies of President Bush\u2019s Medicare prescription drug plan.&hellip;Defense Secretary [Rumsfeld] said he was hopeful that Operation Incomprehensible Program would leave the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/22\/operation-incomprehensible-program\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Operation Incomprehensible Program&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-12747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}