{"id":12582,"date":"2006-06-01T22:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T22:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/01\/cia-friends-family-eavesdropping-plan\/"},"modified":"2006-06-01T22:32:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-01T22:32:00","slug":"cia-friends-family-eavesdropping-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/01\/cia-friends-family-eavesdropping-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"CIA Friends &amp; Family Eavesdropping Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The Borowitz Report<\/i> offers some exclusive information on the <a href=\"http:\/\/borowitzreport.com\/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1402&amp;srch=\" target=\"_blank\">CIA Friends &amp; Family Eavesdropping Plan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> In a sign that the Bush administration intends to ratchet up its program of domestic surveillance, the Central Intelligence Agency today announced that it was offering what it called a &ldquo;Friends &amp; Family&rdquo; eavesdropping plan.<\/p>\n<p>Under the new plan, American citizens would reap significant discounts for long-distance calls in exchange for permitting the CIA to listen in on all of their conversations.<br \/>&hellip;<br \/>With many Americans unhappy with their current long distance service, the CIA hopes that consumers will decide that having a CIA agent listening in on all of their conversations is a small price to pay for fewer dropped calls, which the CIA\u2019s eavesdropping plan promises.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"tags\">tags:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/humor\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">humor<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/politics\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">politics<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/driko\/w\" rel=\"tag\" target=\"_blank\">w<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/3501955-114920125899544125?l=www.driko.org\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Borowitz Report offers some exclusive information on the CIA Friends &amp; Family Eavesdropping Plan: In a sign that the Bush administration intends to ratchet up its program of domestic surveillance, the Central Intelligence Agency today announced that it was offering what it called a &ldquo;Friends &amp; Family&rdquo; eavesdropping plan. Under the new plan, American &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/01\/cia-friends-family-eavesdropping-plan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;CIA Friends &amp; Family Eavesdropping Plan&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[118],"class_list":["post-12582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-imported"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.driko.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}